I disavory early comments

13  2019-02-22 by Thatguitarduderagain

2 comments

I'm sorry frens. I was very confused earlier, ufoguy never experimented with honking. That is fake news that is nothign but a rumor. Clowntown may be bad, but we must continue to send them back to clowntown and we must resist earges to bop. Fren world is very healthy and well run, we should never question it. That would be unfrenly. Do you want to be a nonfren? I'm so happy that we have frensident UFOGUY, he won a free election and it would be unfrenocractic to question him. Please ignore everything I said earlier. We are so frenly.

Some of you kids are double unplus frens. But you think you can tell frens who to like. The girls I went to school with who did that are all fat and alone now because they scared everyone away. And now they rage-quest all their food in one day. So, if we're giving speeches, The Honk Curse is real.