Mom got me more chicken tendies!!

1  2019-01-30 by ShockingPinkCrayon

15 comments

that fren needs nourishment, his skin is shriveling, mommy must be punished.

Make sure to wash those down with water, fren.

Eat your veggies and get some exercise too, fren.

Fun Fact:

Primate Lab Chow contains no vegetables, it's all protein/fat/pure materials for vitamins/minerals. Vegetables are a big scam industry. Lab Primates are given fruit/veg to supplement their chow, but it's 100% nutritionally unnecessary. And primate lab chow is like like $1/pound. A similar product for humans could be formulated, people could eat for a few dollars a day, a 100% nutritionally complete diet.

"Vegetables are a scam industry" is my new favourite take on human diet.

People enjoying fruit and veggies LOL SCAMMED here eat your meatfat lab-paste.

It's the relative cost that's the scam

It's called soylent fren

The weird thing is that all of the lab diets, canine, monkey, reptile, etc. all have way more minerals than humans get. Like, 1kg of primate lab chow has 230 mg of iron! 1.3mg of iodine, etc. Granted, these diets are meant to be fed to animals after having given birth, so they use the values required for gestation/recovery after pregnancy for all of the chow, but still, how can a chimp possibly need 1.3mg of iodine and a human only 150ug? Our thyroids are not that different.

Fren that's crazy! Maybe chimps and dogs need way more protein then us.

I favor the idea that nonfrens have invaded the University Nutrition Departments and put out bad recommendations so that we're easier to control and domesticate.

Chew them thoroughly, fren.

Fren needs to go on a daily jog. It'll make you feel better, fren. :)

Hope you enjoy eating them my fren!

uhhh fren i think u need some exercise

That’s a good fren