Primate Lab Chow contains no vegetables, it's all protein/fat/pure materials for vitamins/minerals. Vegetables are a big scam industry. Lab Primates are given fruit/veg to supplement their chow, but it's 100% nutritionally unnecessary. And primate lab chow is like like $1/pound. A similar product for humans could be formulated, people could eat for a few dollars a day, a 100% nutritionally complete diet.
The weird thing is that all of the lab diets, canine, monkey, reptile, etc. all have way more minerals than humans get. Like, 1kg of primate lab chow has 230 mg of iron! 1.3mg of iodine, etc. Granted, these diets are meant to be fed to animals after having given birth, so they use the values required for gestation/recovery after pregnancy for all of the chow, but still, how can a chimp possibly need 1.3mg of iodine and a human only 150ug? Our thyroids are not that different.
I favor the idea that nonfrens have invaded the University Nutrition Departments and put out bad recommendations so that we're easier to control and domesticate.
15 comments
1 Lord_Teapot 2019-01-30
that fren needs nourishment, his skin is shriveling, mommy must be punished.
1 MyMEMESgotBANNED 2019-01-30
Make sure to wash those down with water, fren.
1 FreeHellicopterRides 2019-01-30
Eat your veggies and get some exercise too, fren.
1 DizzyChallenge 2019-01-30
Fun Fact:
Primate Lab Chow contains no vegetables, it's all protein/fat/pure materials for vitamins/minerals. Vegetables are a big scam industry. Lab Primates are given fruit/veg to supplement their chow, but it's 100% nutritionally unnecessary. And primate lab chow is like like $1/pound. A similar product for humans could be formulated, people could eat for a few dollars a day, a 100% nutritionally complete diet.
1 tsilokkiAlt 2019-01-30
"Vegetables are a scam industry" is my new favourite take on human diet.
People enjoying fruit and veggies LOL SCAMMED here eat your meatfat lab-paste.
1 CallMeTildo 2019-01-30
It's the relative cost that's the scam
1 Concumber 2019-01-30
It's called soylent fren
1 DizzyChallenge 2019-01-30
The weird thing is that all of the lab diets, canine, monkey, reptile, etc. all have way more minerals than humans get. Like, 1kg of primate lab chow has 230 mg of iron! 1.3mg of iodine, etc. Granted, these diets are meant to be fed to animals after having given birth, so they use the values required for gestation/recovery after pregnancy for all of the chow, but still, how can a chimp possibly need 1.3mg of iodine and a human only 150ug? Our thyroids are not that different.
1 Concumber 2019-01-30
Fren that's crazy! Maybe chimps and dogs need way more protein then us.
1 DizzyChallenge 2019-01-30
I favor the idea that nonfrens have invaded the University Nutrition Departments and put out bad recommendations so that we're easier to control and domesticate.
1 ClassyCrash 2019-01-30
Chew them thoroughly, fren.
1 immaculacy 2019-01-30
Fren needs to go on a daily jog. It'll make you feel better, fren. :)
1 epic_gamer_moment 2019-01-30
Hope you enjoy eating them my fren!
1 caleb223 2019-01-30
uhhh fren i think u need some exercise
1 ufoguy33 2019-01-30
That’s a good fren