You lookin good in the moonlight fren

Whats with that flair? Why am I not a fren?

"All frens shall be audited, and the SchutzFrens are the auditors." Take yourself a good think, "fren".

A-am I fren, s-sir?

It would seem as though you are. For now. Take care when you are willing to empathize with the nonfren, lest you become them.

Yes sir fren

I'm still confused, fren. I'm not sure how I got this flair...

Testing to see if fren

I miss him frens

I don't miss any nonfrens.