I once jerked off so much that I had a brush burn rash all over my peepee. I heard you could put your fingerd back there and it would feel the same. I shit all over the floor, and it did not feel the same.
In my math class today a 10/10 qt3.14 was wearing a skirt. She spread her legs for like half the period and I saw her panties. First time I’d been that intimate with a gril. I was staring the whole time, even when she crossed her legs or put them together.
The worst thing I’ve ever done was I once mixed a pot of fake puke at home and then I went to this movie theater, hid the puke in my jacket, climbed up to the balcony and then, I made a noise like this: hua-hua-hua-huaaaaaaa -- and then I dumped it over the side, all over the people in the audience. And then, this was horrible, all the people started getting sick and throwing up all over each other. I never felt so bad in my entire life.
36 comments
1 VitalLick_ButterIn 2018-12-18
I once kill frog when I seven. I regret. Me bought as pet but forget feeding. Now am kind to frogs. Forgive me God.
1 cxhehebsodge991 2018-12-18
Now pray for forgiveness for that rarepupper speak
1 38point58squared 2018-12-18
No retards allowed in this sub buddy
1 ShitLordStu 2018-12-18
I once jerked off so much that I had a brush burn rash all over my peepee. I heard you could put your fingerd back there and it would feel the same. I shit all over the floor, and it did not feel the same.
1 majtommm 2018-12-18
Don't let long nose tribe trick you into believing that. Sorry you learned the hard way. Pls go wash your hands really good fren.
1 bonobo-no 2018-12-18
In my math class today a 10/10 qt3.14 was wearing a skirt. She spread her legs for like half the period and I saw her panties. First time I’d been that intimate with a gril. I was staring the whole time, even when she crossed her legs or put them together.
1 pray_for_kekistan 2018-12-18
Yer going to hell fren. Might as well look next time too.
1 HarvestProject 2018-12-18
I’ve done the same thing before fren
1 Moviesman8 2018-12-18
Take pic
1 Invisible_Saxon 2018-12-18
I had sex with my wife before we got married. Am I going to get bopped in hell?
1 38point58squared 2018-12-18
You’ll need at least 3 green kids to make up for it.
-Ryan
1 Invisible_Saxon 2018-12-18
I 've got 4, what does that get me?
1 ShadowKaranos 2018-12-18
Heaven my friend.
1 TheDragonCourier 2018-12-18
What does 5 get me?
1 ShadowKaranos 2018-12-18
That,my friend gets you OVER HEAVEN
ZA WARUDO TOKI YO TOMAERE URYYY
1 The95Chaps 2018-12-18
K A B U T O M U S H I
1 Scipio66 2018-12-18
Superheaven
1 CIA_watches_me_pee 2018-12-18
I bopped 6 gorillion nosefrens
1 NickyTys 2018-12-18
He said confess sins fren not accomplishments.
1 CIA_watches_me_pee 2018-12-18
I just wanna brag fren
1 sketchymoof 2018-12-18
I was once a non fren. But i have since repented and am now a very frenly fren.
1 MisterChickenGuy 2018-12-18
i once didn’t turn in my math homework
1 itsinthebone 2018-12-18
The worst thing I’ve ever done was I once mixed a pot of fake puke at home and then I went to this movie theater, hid the puke in my jacket, climbed up to the balcony and then, I made a noise like this: hua-hua-hua-huaaaaaaa -- and then I dumped it over the side, all over the people in the audience. And then, this was horrible, all the people started getting sick and throwing up all over each other. I never felt so bad in my entire life.
1 ShitLordStu 2018-12-18
Thanks Chunk
1 bonobo-no 2018-12-18
Fake: you talked in public Gay: your puke had semen in it
1 wumbo-johnnies 2018-12-18
Fess up!
1 MartyrSaint 2018-12-18
I used rarepupper speak.
1 Scipio66 2018-12-18
You're damned for all time
1 MEME_CEL 2018-12-18
I hide my depression everyday
1 bonobo-no 2018-12-18
Honestly you shouldn’t fren. People these days are starting to accept and be more helpful,
1 Scipio66 2018-12-18
Regular exercise is the most effective anti-depressant
1 Monte-kia 2018-12-18
I grief ppl in RDR online because there's nothing else to do and it's an auto aim fest
1 expesh 2018-12-18
Frens confuse me for a girl sometime and I kinda like it
1 bonobo-no 2018-12-18
Lest become trans, fren.
1 expesh 2018-12-18
No! I'm 5'3 and 100 pounds though
1 Scipio66 2018-12-18
Forgive me fren, I fornicated with a nonfren woman
1 TheOneRole 2018-12-18
I felt shame and malice towards my own Fren race because Frens are portrayed as horrible in the movies. Then I figured it all out.
1 Dissy- 2018-12-18
I enjoy watching Over the Garden Wall, is this a sin Mr pastor friend sir
1 cxhehebsodge991 2018-12-18
Now pray for forgiveness for that rarepupper speak
1 38point58squared 2018-12-18
No retards allowed in this sub buddy
1 Invisible_Saxon 2018-12-18
I 've got 4, what does that get me?
1 ShitLordStu 2018-12-18
Thanks Chunk
1 bonobo-no 2018-12-18
Fake: you talked in public Gay: your puke had semen in it
1 NickyTys 2018-12-18
He said confess sins fren not accomplishments.
1 CIA_watches_me_pee 2018-12-18
I just wanna brag fren