SchutzFrens Recruitment

1  2018-12-10 by Real_AndrewJackson

The SchutzFrens are recruiting! You could be part of the glorious future of frenworld, all you need to do is make a top level comment! Additionally, your history will be audited to ensure your dedication to the original ideals of frenworld and to ensure you are frenly. If selected, you will be looked upon to maintain order in frenworld and report nonfrens for deportation or appropriate registration. Yes, you personally. You will take it upon yourself to police frenworld with greater intensity than your fellows and will be expected to fulfill this position. In return, you get a schutzfren tag and the chance to serve with yours truly, the schutzfren oberstgruppenfren.

56 comments

1  Real_AndrewJackson 2018-12-10

u/john_cenas_beard request sticky

1  majtommm 2018-12-10

Tausendjähriges FrenReich!

1  Real_AndrewJackson 2018-12-10

HEIL FRENWORLD

1  CIA_watches_me_pee 2018-12-10

Frenler approves

1  Scipio66 2018-12-10

I have no greater desire than to purge frenworld of the nonfrens and to secure a future for fren children

1  majtommm 2018-12-10

I can think of at least 88 reasons why this makes sense.

1  abstractplebbit 2018-12-10

I can think of at least 88 reasons why this makes sense even more.

1  awesomeasianguy 2018-12-10

How about 14 reasons

1  abstractplebbit 2018-12-10

You mean the word count in my last sentence?

1  navibab 2018-12-10

Show π π

1  pufftd 2018-12-10

I don't know who is in this sub. I hear people say its a Neo sub and I highly doubt it but I heard others day that people from Neo subs came here and its all too confusing.

Can someone tell me if I found a frenly sub or if it is a neo or whatever sub. If I don't like it I'll self-bop but I would like to stay. If you want you could audit me too.

1  majtommm 2018-12-10

You found a place for frens.

1  pufftd 2018-12-10

Ok thanks.

1  CIA_watches_me_pee 2018-12-10

/unfren, We're just edgelords retard now stfu and get back to frenposting. /fren

1  SecretCoyote 2018-12-10

It's supposed to be a frenly sub, but the pepe association has started to attract neos

1  pufftd 2018-12-10

That's what I thought

1  bugposter 2018-12-10

you mean smugfrog

also pepe isn't a nazi meme that is literally a mass NPC broadcast that got programmed into normies :)

1  SecretCoyote 2018-12-10

I know he isn't actually pepe, and that the association was an antimeme. But since then actual far right folk have taken up the banner unironically.

1  bugposter 2018-12-10

damn i guess im a libtard now

1  Scipio66 2018-12-10

Frenworld was founded by MDE refugees who were cruelly driven from their homeland by nonfrens.

1  CIA_watches_me_pee 2018-12-10

Shut up retard

1  Real_AndrewJackson 2018-12-10

I feel as though you dont know who started this community.

1  SecretCoyote 2018-12-10

Are you saying it was in fact started by neos?

1  Real_AndrewJackson 2018-12-10

It was started by frens

1  SecretCoyote 2018-12-10

Well, that's what I thought

1  AdamRuinsTheShoah 2018-12-10

...u what? do you know why or when this sub was founded?? you a silly nigga, get bopped like a wheelie nigga

1  Scipio66 2018-12-10

A neo sub? No we're not neoconservatives or neoliberals here.

Frens swear allegiance to the old ways.

1  pufftd 2018-12-10

Heard some say it was a neo Nazi sub

1  Scipio66 2018-12-10

Fake news! The nonfrens lie!

This sub was founded as a safe space for MDE refugees who were driven from their homeland.

1  CIA_watches_me_pee 2018-12-10

MOOOOOOOOOOODDSSS

1  voidow 2018-12-10

I solemnly swear my eternal dedication to keep frenworld frenly, bop all nonfrens and serve Mr. Frenler with my heart and soul! I come from a long bloodline of purebred frens and want to make frenworld a better place!

1  zing164 2018-12-10

Join our fren ranks

1  strumpattern 2018-12-10

me pliz

1  v2xCATFISH 2018-12-10

"The Non-Fren is immunized against all dangers, one may call him a Scoundrel, Subversive, Long Nosed, it all slides of him like water off of a raincoat. But call him a Non-Fren and you will be astonished at how he recoils, how injured he is, how he suddenly shrinks back; iv'e been found out!"

1  xXFriendshipXx 2018-12-10

Blood, iron, and frens!

1  GasTheWeaboos 2018-12-10

Yes

1  shadowman3001 2018-12-10

Hmmm

1  ImpossibleUmpire 2018-12-10

Submission to Frenlaw is the Only Freedom!

1  a-living-raccoon 2018-12-10

What are the original ideals of frenworld?

1  Real_AndrewJackson 2018-12-10

You might not be ready to know the truth.

1  Fatetheverycooldude 2018-12-10

Can I get one pleassssee

1  38point58squared 2018-12-10

I have a fat cock.

Can I be part of the police force now 😝

-Ryan

1  joshhawley2018 2018-12-10

If I am not chosen for such a fren honor can I at least help throw nonfrens over the wall?

1  AdamRuinsTheShoah 2018-12-10

​

NONFRENS IFFY, UH, BOP EM WITH A STICKY, UH
LONGNOSES SNIFFY, UH, MY FRENS TERRIFFY, UH
(FREEEEEEEEEEEEEN GAAAAAAAAAANG!)

Bop these nonfrens like a wheelie fren, you a silly fren
In the frensnostate with them Zany frens, and them Kooky frens
You run up and they boopin nonfrens, we ain't hoopin nonfren
88, you a stinky nonfren, in the clinky nonfren
On the sub, spaghetti in my draws, memes on my phone
She wanna hug so I give her a hug, I only love my frens
Nonfrens think we should be deplored, Don't let em in the door
I like my frens, I'm playin with my friends, frens will always rise again
In the sub, meetin frens around the clock, the nonfrens gettin bopped

hop u like my song frens

1  Real_AndrewJackson 2018-12-10

It's a nice song fren

1  AdamRuinsTheShoah 2018-12-10

Thank u fren. bear in mind that if i ever deport a nonfren i will pee in their butt

1  Yevrei 2018-12-10

fren is black his name is frenigga

1  satanicpriest13 2018-12-10

My honour is loyalty (and frenship) where so I sine?

1  Invisible_Saxon 2018-12-10

Appoint a special persecutor to go after the frensident

1  TheBoomerQuestion 2018-12-10

How is this sub still here? /mdememes is gone

1  Real_AndrewJackson 2018-12-10

We are frens, and frens cannot be vanquished as long as we are frenly. Get it?

1  Jerome1224 2018-12-10

The nonfrens will have their lying mouths shut for them.

1  SpaceWizardAlpha 2018-12-10

I'm so happy I found an entire world of frens

1  memboii 2018-12-10

We must secure existence of our frens and a future for fren children

1  OhShitItsSam 2018-12-10

My greatest desire is to stand arm in arm with my frens in this time of persecution.

I will not be shamed, bullied, intimidated or beguiled.

I love my frens as I love my countrymen. It is my greatest hope that when I face my time of need I may rely on my frens, as I welcome my frens to rely on me in theirs.

1  bugman-repellent 2018-12-10

hello i am here for the frens

1  CIA_watches_me_pee 2018-12-10

MOOOOOOOOOOODDSSS

1  abstractplebbit 2018-12-10

I can think of at least 88 reasons why this makes sense even more.