A fren’s last thoughts should be of home.

How did this happen fren?

I have bad news fren: the bear ate your tendies. Nothing we can do.

Said so fren can’t hear: I sent the bear, frens. Here, we can share his tendies. He won’t need tendies where he is going.

Back to fren You’ll be okay fren. We’ll sort out how this happened and get you help as soon as we find your tendies.

Heh heh heh.

I am the bear. I gained sentience and ate this “fren” who betrayed you. I also grew opposable thumbs to type this.

Here are your tendies, fren. Everything is restored.

I shall bop this non-fren for you fren

I'm sorry for your loss fellow green frens. Join my Krav Maga class, the Israeli super defense system, and this won't happen to you.

play dead, fren! he can't see you if you don move!

If it is fren bear, don worry. He just wants to play.

If not fren bear, run like hecc to the nearest gate to frenworld. Non fren bears are not allowed in it

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