I will tell you. But first you need to tell me this: do you have a cat. What kinda cat u got. I have a fantasy of stealing a container ship from Liberia , retrofitting it with nuclear propulsion and just cruise the sea undercutting companies like Hanjin and engaging in active low level piracy in the South China Sea. Basically a privateer. I don’t care about money so much basically whoever I’m disrupting the most. The crew consists of disenfranchised South African boers, a few japs fed up with their day jobs and some Russian navy runaways accused of indecency in the Far East. Anyway I figure a ship that big has bound to have a rat problem since ports in Asia and India are dirty as a whores asshole so I’m going to have to get me some mousers. I fancy orange tabbies but any healthy cat will do. These cats will be made first mates so they will outrank the japs at least since I’ll never promote them because they work for rice and drink seawater. But my mousers are smart and deserve their rank. Every time we leave a port in South Asia all rats are gone within a week. Best mousers in the seven seas. I have this dream about every six weeks.
Lmao imma let you do you then if you are this positive. Certainty is scarce these days. Do you like pagina as much as pp though? Not saying it’ll make you less bi. I’m just curious
22 comments
1 MediterraneanGuy1 2018-11-12
No
1 Roscoes_Danksuit 2018-11-12
:(
1 Prymahl 2018-11-12
yeah you fren
1 roadside_rapist 2018-11-12
Change your ways
1 Roscoes_Danksuit 2018-11-12
What do I do to be fren?
1 roadside_rapist 2018-11-12
I will tell you. But first you need to tell me this: do you have a cat. What kinda cat u got. I have a fantasy of stealing a container ship from Liberia , retrofitting it with nuclear propulsion and just cruise the sea undercutting companies like Hanjin and engaging in active low level piracy in the South China Sea. Basically a privateer. I don’t care about money so much basically whoever I’m disrupting the most. The crew consists of disenfranchised South African boers, a few japs fed up with their day jobs and some Russian navy runaways accused of indecency in the Far East. Anyway I figure a ship that big has bound to have a rat problem since ports in Asia and India are dirty as a whores asshole so I’m going to have to get me some mousers. I fancy orange tabbies but any healthy cat will do. These cats will be made first mates so they will outrank the japs at least since I’ll never promote them because they work for rice and drink seawater. But my mousers are smart and deserve their rank. Every time we leave a port in South Asia all rats are gone within a week. Best mousers in the seven seas. I have this dream about every six weeks.
1 Roscoes_Danksuit 2018-11-12
Kitty is still at mommy's house :(
1 MartyrSaint 2018-11-12
You called?
1 psyduck118 2018-11-12
I cry for your homeland fren.
1 MartyrSaint 2018-11-12
sniff
Thanks, fren. I hope my homeland becomes frenly some day.
1 0megaMathCastle 2018-11-12
Time to pray the gay away fren
1 BaddestSalmon 2018-11-12
Do you think you’ll be bi at 80?
1 Roscoes_Danksuit 2018-11-12
Ye I like pp
1 BaddestSalmon 2018-11-12
Lmao imma let you do you then if you are this positive. Certainty is scarce these days. Do you like pagina as much as pp though? Not saying it’ll make you less bi. I’m just curious
1 Roscoes_Danksuit 2018-11-12
I like pagina more than pp but I can go for some good pp
1 Kirbylover02 2018-11-12
Yes, as long as that doesn’t overtake your personality fren. We frens are equal
1 lorem6300118 2018-11-12
Yes
1 FoxDieEeE 2018-11-12
don touch me fren
1 PM_Pics_Of_Jet_Fuel 2018-11-12
I know a way to ensure you become a fren again.
⚡⚡⚡
1 CosmoFrog 2018-11-12
No, nonfrens must have done something to you.
1 BigFatCat_DNM 2018-11-12
fren u need church :)
1 _UwU_Wuts_This 2018-11-12
:D I am to fren. Iz no problemo, just stay away from the US vice President ⚡
1 PixelLogix 2018-11-12
Yes fren, just stay away from (((them))).
1 psyduck118 2018-11-12
He has already fallen for their tricks. Weep for him. Weep at the ruination of our fren.
1 Real_AndrewJackson 2018-11-12
You sound like a nosefren, and nosefrens get a boppin.
1 psyduck118 2018-11-12
Fren, I am begging you to watch this.
https://youtu.be/jjPQ_jVlEnQ
1 HordeOfDucks 2018-11-12
You are still a fren :)
1 Roscoes_Danksuit 2018-11-12
:)