This is my bopper. There are many like it, but this one is mine.👊🏻🐸
18 2018-09-29 by majtommm
My bopper is my best fren. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life. Without me, my bopper is useless. Without my bopper, I am useless. I must bop my bopper true. I must bop straighter than my nonfren who is trying to bop me. I must bop him before he bops me. I will...
I will keep my bopper clean and ready, even as I am clean and ready. We will become part of each other. We will...
Before Apu, I swear this creed. My bopper and myself are the defenders of r/frenworld. We are the masters of nonfrens. We are the saviors of our frens. So be it, until there are no nonfrens, but only true frens.
Amen.👌🏻🐸
2 comments
1 majtommm 2018-09-29
I'm so grateful for all my frens but there's still much to do! 💪🏻 Beware the nonfrens 👺 and be ready to bop👊🏻 at a moment's notice!
1 JasonPegasi 2018-09-29
A fellow meme war veterun! Wut unit did u fight in?